...of my most embarrassing moment

I am accepting an invitation from Homesteaders Heart to join in on Friday Funnies. The assignment, tell about your most embarrassing moment!!! I'm thinking about turning off the comment option for this one, lol...

35 weeks pregnant.

Husband is at work.

I’m folding laundry.

"First-born" wakes from her nap.

Jet upstairs to release her from behind bars, (the crib).

We smile at the sight of one another.

Lifting her up. UHH-OOOOHHHHH, knees lock!

Was that…oh no!

It’s time!

Calling Anton.


Leave a message: “Please tell him that I think it’s time to go to the hospital!”

Now calling Sister *******, “Hey, gotta drop "Evelyn" off. Going to hospital!”

4 of her 8 blessings are sick!

Okay, calling a friend…GREAT, she’s available! "Evelyn" is going there.

Anton arrives; he needs to use the bathroom…wuuuuut!

Finally, I’m at the hospital.

A nurse asks me how long ago my water broke.

Now it’s been about 1 & ½ hours.

She then questions the consistency of contractions.


Well finally, I am told to don a gown and wait for another nurse. All this time I had not had one contraction, but I paid that no mind. Anton and I are chatting when a nurse walks in and explains to me that she has to “check” me and when she is done the doctor will come in to see me. She does her business, tells me that I’m only dilated 1cm and asks if I am sure that my water broke. I told her that I was sure; when I picked my baby up from her crib I felt a gush. Nurse says okay and tells me to relax until the doctor comes in.

Doctor ******** comes in about 15 minutes later with this strange smug smile on his face. He says that I am not in labor, my water did not break, everything is fine and I can go home. Okay, I said, but I felt a gush of liquid, what else could it be? Still professional, however amused, He said, “Well, I don’t want to be the one to tell you that you peed on yourself, but…”

Anton’s head fell down as he seized into laughter. Yes, my husband & my doctor were laughing at me! Now, I was not offended by their laughing, because once I really processed the information as a true fact, I laughed as well. However, I couldn’t wrap my mind around him actually saying peed and not urinate! I wasn’t offended by that either, just stunned. He was a pretty cool OB/Gyn!


  1. Oh girl! I am laughing so hard at this. Quietly though because my kids are still asleep! LOL
    That is tooooo funny. Thank you so so much for sharing that. I loved it!
    Happy Friday to you sweet friend.

  2. LOL!!!
    My water didn't break at home with my first two children. With my third, I stood up one day and felt a little wetness. Thought I was having a bladder issue (They happen, you know!) so I went to the bathroom.
    Got up a moment later and the same thing happened. I thought, There is no way I am having this much trouble controlling my bladder!
    That's when it occured to me my water may have broken. (He as a couple of weeks early.) For me it was a trickle. Perhaps a real gush would have clued me in sooner!

  3. I'm laughing out loud too! My water never broke until they put the rod up there and then it went everywhere. I may have been a little confused in your situation too and thought mine had broken. Great story!

  4. LOL!!!!!!! I love it! Thanks for the laugh :D

  5. You know what, y'all are having TOO much fun with this post!!! Maybe I should have chosen a different moment. :)

    I love you all though and am glad that you all make me feel comfortable enough to share such things.


  6. Oh Dear Bless your heart!!!! and yes I am laughing along with the others but not at you WITH you :)

    This truly was a great one to share!! Haven't we all done this either while pg or now after having a few....I can't run or jump without peeing at times....How is that for embarrasing??? HEEHEE

    thanks for sharing! I hope to get to know the infamous
    "smooches Larie" alot better

    Happy Friday

  7. Larie; So glad you didn't turn the comments off! This is so funny!!! Thanks for being secure enough to share with us,

  8. Oh! I love this story, LOLOL - oh my what a hoot. :) Thank you for sharing that moment so we could all laugh along with you on that memory. :)

  9. Oh dear, how awkward! LOL! Glad you feel comfortable enough with US to share this story! :) Have a great weekend!

  10. What a lift to my heart, and a smile to my face. I just helped welcome my good friend's little girl into the world this week. Such sheer joy.

    Found your site via a friend, glad I stopped by.

    Hugs from Costa Rica,
    Sarah Dawn

  11. Oh my goodness! I just have one question...did you wipe yourself although you thought your water broke? Girl, I'm shame for you right now...years later!

  12. LOL; I love it:)

    Thank you so much for your sweet comment:)
    I am not selling jewellerys. I just do it for my self:)


  13. Oh you poor thing! That was hilarious!!!

    With my third, I kept having contractions all day long, went to the hospital and was told it was false labor. I was so embarrassed. My third kid, you'd think I would have known.
    Two days later, my water broke. Let me tell, DISGUSTING! Not one gush. But gush after gush. Bleck.

    Cute story. ;-) Thank you so much for sharing it.

  14. Now you about to make me pee on myself from laughter. Stop it. Oh my...gotta go.

  15. LOL...we all have a story. It may not have been funny at the time of delivery, but most of us find humor in it now. GOD BLESS you for sharing. LOVE the song on your blog!! TOOO CUTE!!

    Blessings and prayers, andrea

    PS: Urgent prayer request on my blogs for a fellow blogger.


Y'all's comments are overwhelmingly encouraging. I appreciate them very much. They motivate me to continue being myself. Smooches!