I am accepting an invitation from Homesteaders Heart to join in on Friday Funnies. The assignment, tell about your most embarrassing moment!!! I'm thinking about turning off the comment option for this one, lol...
35 weeks pregnant.
Husband is at work.
I’m folding laundry.
"First-born" wakes from her nap.
Jet upstairs to release her from behind bars, (the crib).
We smile at the sight of one another.
Lifting her up. UHH-OOOOHHHHH, knees lock!
Was that…oh no!
HE’S OUT OF THE OFFICE!!!
Leave a message: “Please tell him that I think it’s time to go to the hospital!”
Now calling Sister *******, “Hey, gotta drop "Evelyn" off. Going to hospital!”
4 of her 8 blessings are sick!
Okay, calling a friend…GREAT, she’s available! "Evelyn" is going there.
Anton arrives; he needs to use the bathroom…wuuuuut!
Finally, I’m at the hospital.
A nurse asks me how long ago my water broke.
Now it’s been about 1 & ½ hours.
She then questions the consistency of contractions.
Well finally, I am told to don a gown and wait for another nurse. All this time I had not had one contraction, but I paid that no mind. Anton and I are chatting when a nurse walks in and explains to me that she has to “check” me and when she is done the doctor will come in to see me. She does her business, tells me that I’m only dilated 1cm and asks if I am sure that my water broke. I told her that I was sure; when I picked my baby up from her crib I felt a gush. Nurse says okay and tells me to relax until the doctor comes in.
Doctor ******** comes in about 15 minutes later with this strange smug smile on his face. He says that I am not in labor, my water did not break, everything is fine and I can go home. Okay, I said, but I felt a gush of liquid, what else could it be? Still professional, however amused, He said, “Well, I don’t want to be the one to tell you that you peed on yourself, but…”
Anton’s head fell down as he seized into laughter. Yes, my husband & my doctor were laughing at me! Now, I was not offended by their laughing, because once I really processed the information as a true fact, I laughed as well. However, I couldn’t wrap my mind around him actually saying peed and not urinate! I wasn’t offended by that either, just stunned. He was a pretty cool OB/Gyn!
Posted by Larie Carlice Proverbs 27:19 at 12:03 AM